Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The difference between me and Frank DeFord that he can get away with using that hair and that moustache to convey his authority, whereas I generally use a picture of a cute baby with an ice cream cone. And he does also make regular appearances on NPR. But apparently we read the same newspaper articles about college athletes showing up in video games and not seeing a dime of compensation. And thus we are indistinguishable when it come to the rank exploitation of teenage athletes by the NCAA.

I’m telling you, this screams for a fictional treatment.